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Who likes short shorts? Let’s have some fun… if this gets over, hmm, 750 notes by this time tomorrow, I’ll post another like this but with ”boob” as you keep asking haha. Get liking/rebloging :D erinashford.tumblr.com
littlegirl-whysosad: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say I want a guy
i drew me and my roommates at our anniversary dinner (from a photo obviously) because we’ve been roommates for like ten years and it’s ridiculous okay basically they are both adults and i am just a complete fuckup
sssexhibitionists: Contestant #5 for the Sidebar Girl competition!http://onenakedsunday.tumblr.com/ Notes are votes, so get liking/reblogging! and you can also send us a message with the number of which contestant you want to vote for too.
philiplumbang: “And I’d Like to Thank…”, New Works by Philip Lumbang. Show runs from October 8th through November 5th.. Opening reception Saturday October 8th 7 pm. Dragatomi 2317 J Street Sacramento, CA 95816 916-706-0535 www.dragatomi.com
giftheshitouttathat: Dead Like Me Easily my favorite role of Mandy Patinkin’s. Seriously. Also, what part of “getting hit by a flaming toilet seat from space” DOESN’T make an amazing show?!
amaranthdesires:Fake it till you make itIs what life is all about. I really get why misogynistic folks call people like me a trap. I do. I hate it. I find it so hard to justify myself and what I believe in. Its nothing but a theater with a badly written
Like my collar? I’m hoping it helps me get fucked like a brainless little slut tonight!
why did everyone comment on my last post talking about how i kinda like Zarya/DVA with how they prefer Zarya/Mei, i mean i ship that too but its kinda been getting to me how every time i talk about Hana ppl shove her away from me and go “ok harumi
Me and my friend got the 250$ ticket package for teen top in LA and i feel like this concert probably wont happen because theres only like 4more days and its barely around 35% funded ;-;
thesubbburbs: Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate
karmaaa-aaa: bustnuttington: trying to make me jealous is the worst way of attempting to get my attention because ill just assume you don’t actually like me that much and that you’d be happier w/ someone else so ill leave you alone because i don’t
holyshmidt: I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I said hi to them,or even just smiled at them. I can’t picture
my new coworkers like me so much they invited me to get stoned with them and they totally think I’m cis lmao
I kissed him. I like kissing him. He brings me joy when I think of him. Yes, a new one has come along into my thoughts. I’m not getting my hopes up, because I’m not sure he likes me back as much as I like him. However, I slightly do have my
skittycatz replied to your post: LAST TIME I CHECK SLEEPING PILLS ARE S…Ohh man that sounds really frustrating, im sorry!Thank you friend and dear god it is! I haven’t been able to sleep properly at night for so long and I’m getting to the ‘I’m
akaclairetemple:smolperalta:someone: *casually mentions that b99 might not get renewed* me: pls dont start rumors like this unless there’s a source bc now over 200 people are worried. brooklyn nine nine is doing fine, they changed it from sundays
lydiastilinski: 31 Days of Halloween Dead Like Me - “Haunted” (2004)
tbh, nothing fills me with as much frustration as seeing badly transcribed and/or poorly timed captions/subtitles
I slept terribly last night. I’m really getting sick of these sexual thoughts. I am literally scared of sex/relationships, and I keep having visions of sexual things. Its really getting to me. I barely feel comfortable in my own damn bed because
dreams-drugs-diva: i’m the shizzniyee
earthnation: i always have dark circles under my eyes even if i get like 14 hours of sleep maybe if they get dark enough i can persuade a band of raccoons to accept me into their clan
liveinphoenix: do you ever get like random bursts of wanting to do something productive like HEY IM GUNNA WRITE A BOOK or IM GUNNA DRAW SOMETHING YEAH but then after like five minutes you realise you cant do either and go back to doing nothing at all
bugtears:I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them.
do you ever think you’re losing interest in a ship but then there’s like that one piece of fanart or that one fanfic or even that one headcanon post and it’s just like oh hell no, not again.
do my mutuals even like me because idk i don’t even like me why are you following me all i do is reblog shit and make personal posts that basically only consists of me complaining.
little-miss-boxie: me: *Finds new song that really likes* me: *PLAYS ON REPEAT UNTIL IT’S DEAD TO ME*
askkounoi:Felt like drawing porn but I don’t really know how to draw dicks or butts (●´⌓`●)
magicul: do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah
thirdevee: Get you a girl Who you can take to Disney World and she gets all excited for the magic But also gags on your dick in her Minnie Mouse ears back at the resort.
redmondlevy: gregwuzhere: theforestofthorns: patrickbrewerisgay: There are actresses who want to stick to one certain way, and there are actors like me who want to do a bunch of different characters. … Don’t fence me in! Don’t lock me down! I
jademccrohon: made a deal i’d do an ass gabbing picture, but it failed, hahah. Wow.You didn’t fail this at all, you’re doing it quite well. I’m liking that little ‘bump’ you got going on down there though, mmm ;)
h3uglyass:bethanythebear:m-lissa:Guys! Domino’s is now offering this coupon- 50% off all pizzas when you order online! It’s not much, but if you’re always super tight on money like me and your cupboards are bare… You can get a small pizza for
something is majorly throttling the internet speed on my ps4 but my pc seems to be just fine???? Both are connected via LAN so I don’t understand why my computer is getting like 59/mbps but my ps4 is only getting 23/mbps???????
pornadelic: Holy. Fuck. Holy holy holy fuck. Speechless. In love. *swooning* I may never blog anything else ever again after this. malove: yellowasian: i bet he smells like man…. Fuuuuuuck.
So I’ve always wanted glasses because I like me in glasses. But the closest I will get is with my grandma glasses (from our grandma outfits at lineage beer pong)
gingeyy: So I’ve always wanted glasses because I like me in glasses. But the closest I will get is with my grandma glasses (from our grandma outfits at lineage beer pong) sooo I might get my hair cut down to ~about this length. Prob a few inches
theyellowbrickroad: i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me
uglyboyband: i hate being mentally ill because the first thought i have now when someone gets even remotely romantically close to me is “how will they ever like me when i’m so fucked up” followed by “they don’t deserve to be with someone
edwoodthegrey: Summer Ball 2K13 because I’m not gay, but if I was gay. This guy. I’m just saying. He’s looks like me, but super pretty and not at all surly. I’m frequently told that when I’m not smiling, I look bitter and
heyfunniest: random-and-interesting: Introducing, Dodocool Lightning Cable. Dodocool - ű.97 Apple - ร.00 IT’S CHEAPER TOO GUYS NO MORE BROKEN LIGHTNING CABLE FOR ME YESS
I talked to him about it before the last time it happened (she was literally jumping up and down calling his name then played with his hair and told him how he looks good with stubble .. vomit) and he reassures me he likes me not her but ughhghgh thank
and not to step into the pile of poop that is the comments of that photo but for people saying she overreacted - understand that she (like me) probably gets tons and tons of messages like that everyday and at some point you cant be nice anymore because
alssoo the cutest weirdest thing happened, I told darfin to go sit outside and ill get him his presents and when he saw THREE presents he was like woah?? and I get him his seat cover was like coool, then gave him the care package and he was like ‘I
so the other day I did two things for the first time ever!!! I a) had sex on my period and b) had someone see me not shaven at all which sounds pretty gross put together like that lol but I always dreaded it and we both really wanted to have sex so darfin
After yesterday (and honestly this past month) I realize how annoying I must have been towards guys I liked, but who didn’t like me back. When you don’t reciprocate the same feelings someone has for you, but they continuously text you and
my social anxiety gets to me a lot, like sometimes i can’t bring myself to follow artists i like because i feel they would hate me dshgafsdhjs
Me: I hate baths, I prefer showers /People horribly gasping in the distance trying to get instruct me on how to properly take baths
hhh sometimes i suddenly get like extremely tired, sleepy, dizzy, nauseous, even feel anxious and stressed all at the same timei talked to my doctor and she said i’m low in sugar actually, which makes sensemy dad has a very low self control when it
so-sodef-denine:taydanyelle:beyoncesweavee: Say it again 👏👏👏 I Yes 🙌 I wish everyone felt like this This “debate” has been going on for hundreds of years so yeah good job minimizing it like that bc the only losers are still
I swear everyone likes me until they get to know me And the people who still like me after they get to know me are just as fucking crazy as I am
GET LIKE ME.
Fake it till you make itIs what life is all about. I really get why misogynistic folks call people like me a trap. I do. I hate it. I find it so hard to justify myself and what I believe in. Its nothing but a theater with a badly written manuscript and
I feel oddly proud every time I like a Rupphire post that my art is whats recommended to me
… I may be wrong but I think this guy used my Steven universe shirt as an excuse to start talking (flirting??) with me oh my gosh he just came up super nervous and pointed to my shirt and asked ‘do you like the show?’ And we started
i dunno what it is about the 3rd ending song of Soul Eater, but shit does it make me productive
sienna’s ears were looking real good and fluffy and sculpted for a character that dies like 3 minutes after being revealed, so when are they gonna fix my girl blake’s ears so they dont look like she just cut some black construction paper into triangles
every time i try to casually talk abt why i dislike jaune i get like swarmed w/ these ppl who just Love and Relate to Jaune So Much trying to disprove me or whine bc i personally dont like him (due to x and x reason ive already talked abt on this
maxwellpuckett: reasons i like people who caption vines:1) deaf and hard of hearing people get to be included2) i don’t have to stop my music for a disappointing vine
I’m tryna get this girl that I think doesn’t like me to do my eyebrows again cause like she’s the only good eyebrow threader in my hood
